Sunday, June 3, 2012

Snow White & the Huntsman



A slightly different take on the classic Snow White tale (in more ways than one!). The lovely Snow White finds a way to escape from the Huntsman which is more than a bit predictable in MongoBongo-land. And it's probably more in line with what those pervvy Grimm Bros had in mind. In any case, it's 18 pics of wholesome fairy tale available at mongo-bongo-art.com. And the set is, of course, free for members for the next month!

So definitely inspired by the recent Snow White & the Huntsman movie that just came out. Didn't see it. Have no intention to. As much as I like Charlize Theron (and who doesn't?), I simply cannot abide that talentless hack known as Kristen Stewart. Honestly the only thing that bitch deserves to be in-front of is a firing squad instead of a camera. Yes, I am still angry that she stole my $10 when I went to see Twilight. (Hey! I had to see what the buzz was about. Only reason. Terrible fucking movie.) Frankly, there is nobody else than can equal her ability to breathe mediocrity and listlessness into even the most basic of lines. And I usually have a great appreciation for terrible actors. I'm a huge fan of Keanu Reeves after all. He does a great job of portraying himself in every role that he does. Sure maybe other actors could do a better Keanu Reeves than he could, but he still manages it with a vague amount of style.

Kristen Stewart on the other hand is just fucking useless. First off, she's not even enjoyable to watch. She has the sort of lop-sided look of a stroke victim mixed with the furrowed brow of permanent constipation. Then of course there is the fact that she can't act. Period. She is incapable of emoting. Her expression is "pissy & petulant" but the words are always deadpan and droning. The only possible comparison I could make would be Hayden Christensen. And while pondering the write up I was going to do for this set (yes I planned this rant), I was gonna suggest that the worst possible movie would be starring those two... Turns out that movie already exists. Seriously. Jumper. Amusingly enough I caught the tail end of it on FX last night and was all "No. Fucking. Way.". Seems that some casting director has a real sick sense of humor. So yeah, there's my "Kristen Stewart sucks ass" rant.


Credits:
Masquerade's Eve by AerySoul (see Alfaseed for similar)
Casual Slick Hair by Neftis3d (Russell Crowe / Cpt Jack Aubrey anyone?)
Woodgod by ElorOnceDark (how can DAZ vendors be okay with no vendor pages?)

10 comments:

Tantacel said...

Brilliant twist in the set! I know this is another Disney based fairytale, but maybe a Red Riding Hood with a Huntsman and Wolf? Just an idea!

Can't agree with you more with Twilight. When the Vampire started to sparkle i was a little sick in my mouth....

TheMadMonk said...

Come on MB! Tell us how you really feel!

Cryotek said...

I think it's a little late for the Huntsman and Red Riding Hood, but I'm sure the wolf could definately have something in store for Red. :P

Anonymous said...

If i want to say, sign up for membership, what do you mean by its free for the next month? Does that mean it's only free for the next month and you have to pay for it afterward or it won't be free until the next month. Are all previous sets free for members? Just want to know before spending my money, thanks.

Faro09 said...

Set the second image, where she is lying on the floor, as my wallpaper. :3

MongoBongo said...

@Anon - Ah. Yeah that should say "the set download is free". The older sets are of course free to view in the galleries. But if you absolutely MUST have the set on your computer, then yeah you can pay $2 for a download. Reasons are many. Think about it, or check out past comments as to why. (Note - If your first guess was "profit" you are doing it wrong.)

Anonymous said...

Hey mongo , what about doing a set with the beautiful elf u have on the homepage ? :) i'd like her taken by 2 drows and maybe one troll with a nice story :)

And i'm looking forward to a continue to the Contra Story set it was beautiful ! :)

thank you !

MongoBongo said...

@Anon - Yeah one of these days I need to do the epic Amilee tale I've been bouncing around in my head. Problem is I like her so much I want it to be perfect, so I keep on postponing it. :-?

And no we will NEVER see a continuation of the Contra set. The douchebag who commissioned it stiffed me on payment. So I actually have a deep dislike for that set/theme.

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