Saturday, March 21, 2015

Zen - Cats Pajamas






Another Zen set! Available in the full complete version. Fleeing a lecherous suitor, elf princess Rubithia seeks refuge in the forest -- and finds unexpected release for all her animal desires. Features haughty elves, big boobs, rude groping, landing strip, fingering, licking, oral, vaginal, anal, deep throat, cum-shots, and cat-creature sex. It's 120 pics of epic elfy erotic adventure at mongo-bongo-art.com. And remember all sales go directly to the Zen. So buy it here and now, so he can get the most out of the purchase!

And keep in mind, this is the full complete panther-sex version. Not that weak half-assed shit that other sites try pawn off on you, the discerning customer that you are. You know the sites I'm talking about, the ones that continue to do business and get paid by their card-processors. (Though amusingly enough they do business with the same card processor I do and are mostly likely in the same boat of having significant amounts of money seriously past due.) Fortunately however, we just don't give a shit about "rules" cuz I'm like all xxxhardcore and shit (LOL). No really, it's just cuz I'm lazy, disinterested, don't give a shit, and am hardly bothering with the site at all - as can be evidenced by the fact that out of the last 4 sets posted on the site, 3 have not been done by me. ... Wow that went off on a rambling tangent. Anyway, point is - PANTHER SEX! Cuz that makes everything better!



But there is a method to my lack of rendering. Still slogging away at Unity and game dev stuff. And I should mention, that Unity5 was released beginning of this month. Which while it entails some annoyance at having to relearn and fix little things, also includes something amazingly awesome - you can get the FULL COMPLETE version of Unity completely free. As long as you are NOT making $100K+/year using the program, it's absolutely free. Every feature, every perk, it's all included. So if you ever wanted to play around with game dev, download it and give it a shot.

Saturday, February 28, 2015

And there was much rejoicing... or was there?



Well it's been an eventful few days. Blogger decided to back down, kinda/maybe. They aren't gonna set the blogs to private, but the will be "stepping up enforcement around our existing policy prohibiting commercial porn". Whatever the fuck that means. Maybe it just applies to photo porn like with Patreon. Maybe it applies to even just having links to places like my site, or Affect3d, or Rotica. Who knows. It's the usual shit of being vague to keep their options open. So gonna leave the blog here for the moment. Will do the groundwork so I can transfer it to my site if need be. But don't wanna spend the time actually setting it up unless I have to. Got more important stuff to be doing right now - like learning game development. So in any case here's Google's statement on the matter...
An update on the Blogger porn content policy

This week, we announced a change to Blogger’s porn policy stating that blogs that distributed sexually explicit images or graphic nudity would be made private.

We’ve received lots of feedback about making a policy change that impacts longstanding blogs, and about the negative impact this could have on individuals who post sexually explicit content to express their identities.

We appreciate the feedback. Instead of making this change, we will be maintaining our existing policies.

Great. Thanks for being indecisively bad, Google.




In other news, there was the FCC vote on the whole net neutrality thing. Which is yet another giant tangled mess. Should service providers be able to charge for premium service or excessive usage? The raving capitalist in me says "yes". I mean it's kinda bullshit that most of the burden on the internet is imposed by a relatively small minority of sites - movies streaming, communications, large merchants, etc. Shouldn't they have to pay more? Plus, it's the ISPs business, they should be able to do what they want with it. And if they offer shitty service then somebody else will rise to replace them. Except of course, it's not that easy. Since internet providers have long-long-long running contracts with cities preventing the installation of other high-speed cables, thus preventing competition. Seriously, how is that legal?

And then there is the issue of - what is to prevent providers from extorting people for better service? ISPs already limit the traffic speed on the internet. It could run much much faster, they just prevent it for a variety of reasons both legitimate and nefarious. So what is to prevent them from choking it even more unless users pay higher fees? Well other than a sense of decency and good customer service, neither of which seem to matter much when you are the only game in town. The only option is of course, regulation. *queue ominous music*

Thus we end up with the FCC's vote. All data treated the same, no blocking, no prioritization. Seems fairly decent. Kind of. So yeah. Except something keeps nagging me. I mean, being from 'Murica, I recognize that we control the entire world. Oddly enough though, people in other countries don't always seem to agree on that absolute fact. (Weird, I know.) So are ISPs in other countries bound by the FCC's rules? Obviously they should be, but what happens if they block, throttle, or prioritize content? Do we invade them? Send a strongly worded letter? Pull a China and put up a Great Firewall against them? How do these rulings matter on a worldwide stage? Which is annoying enough, but there is something else in these rules.

"Broadband providers may not block access to legal content." "Providers may not impair or degrade lawful Internet traffic." "Providers may not favor some lawful Internet traffic over other lawful traffic." Yeeaaahh. What exactly is the definition of "legal" and "lawful" again? How set in stone are those definitions? How does one even determine if specific content is illegal or unlawful? Is one instance of illegal content enough to justify illegal traffic? Or does it have to be repeated offenses? If Youtube users upload copyrighted material, does that make the traffic illegal? How does any of this shit work? How is it enforced? I know it's quibbling over details, but those things do tend to come back and bite us in the ass.




And finally, sucks that Leonard Nimoy died. Not surprising, cuz the guy looked... well "not good" in the last Trek movie. Like if you gave him a light push he would fall over dead. But still sucks.

Monday, February 23, 2015

So... yeah....



Welp it seems like blogger has decided to ban all porn. Which isn't really a huge surprise. I think we all kinda figured it would happen at some point. And that point is on March 23rd. Read below...
Dear Blogger User,

We're writing to tell you about an upcoming change to the Blogger Content Policy that may affect your account.

In the coming weeks, we'll no longer allow blogs that contain sexually explicit or graphic nude images or video. We'll still allow nudity presented in artistic, educational, documentary, or scientific contexts, or where there are other substantial benefits to the public from not taking action on the content.

The new policy will go into effect on the 23rd of March 2015. After this policy goes into effect, Google will restrict access to any blog identified as being in violation of our revised policy. No content will be deleted, but only blog authors and those with whom they have expressly shared the blog will be able to see the content we've made private.

Our records indicate that your account may be affected by this policy change. Please refrain from creating new content that would violate this policy. Also, we ask that you make any necessary changes to your existing blog to comply as soon as possible, so that you won't experience any interruptions in service. You may also choose to create an archive of your content via Google Takeout (https://www.google.com/settings/takeout/custom/blogger).

For more information, please read here (https://support.google.com/blogger?p=policy_update).

Sincerely, The Blogger Team

(c) 2015 Google Inc. 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway, Mountain View, CA 94043


Needless to say... fuck Google. Obviously they don't quite believe in as "free" an internet as they say. Which I'm sure is a huge surprise /sarcasm. But it's what happens when you place power over yourself into the hands of another. It will just about always come back to fuck you. Like with third-party card processors. Sigh.

Frankly, think there is gonna be a lot more of this in the future. Crackdowns on porn and the like. We'll have a new regime in power in the next few years, the moral guardians will be empowered, and there will be a lovely crusade of righteousness. Joy. And we'll have a new band of jackasses trying to enforce their cultural values as law, to replace our current group of jackasses. Yay. Can't wait. /more sarcasm

So what to do in the meantime? Reckon I'll copy the blog over to some other platform and host it off my site I guess. Sucks, but it is what it is. In the meantime, here's a pic to tide you over. Which may or may not be acceptable under the new terms. Who fucking knows these days.

Friday, February 20, 2015

Zen - Sleep Study






New Zen set! Available nowhere else (for a limited time). It's a prequel in his Erin & Vicki futa series. With hottie redhead Erin in her early college years as an unsuspecting freshman participating in a sleep study. Only to have Dr Mackenzie's twisted "dream machine" unleash Erin's most depraved fantasies in which she is cock slammed by a monstrous futa penis and filled with gallons of cum. It's 87 pics of futa fun (that I'm sure everyone loves!) at mongo-bongo-art.com. And remember all sales go directly to the Zen. So buy it here and now, so he can get the most out of the purchase!




And a quick pic of the SAO girls doing a boob flash that was done by request. Well actually it was pitched as a commission idea, but since I hate commissions and liked the idea, I decided to do it for free in my spare time. Obviously they're not flashing Kirito cuz he's a douche.

In other Mongo news, still slogging away at Unity. Figuring stuff out, learning code, refining ideas. I had finally come up with an idea of a third-person RPG-type game, pulling ideas from action-oriented combat and stamina meters, without the silly tab targeting, and with the ability to actually defend, in a fantasy genre, focused on swordplay.... then I found that game already exists. It's called Dark Souls. Fuuuuckkk! So my brilliant idea was to create a shitty version (and it will be shitty) of a game that already exists. Can't even say I had something new or inventive. Le sigh. But at least it will have pr0n. And be less dark and gritty. And probably badly done. I should of just focused on making something like Pong. Ugh!




And can't help but mention the new season of Black Sails. Which is quite simply - incredibly awesome. Last season it was just "oh this is kinda cool and pretty well done". But this season it just completely kicks ass. I think it's mostly because (and this may come as a surprise coming from me) they decided to do less gratuitous sex and shouting "fuck" every 5 seconds, and instead focused on the actual story. Shocking concept! Flint has somehow become even more of an unrelenting badass. The Guthrie chick becomes a believable character. Silver is even more conniving, opportunistic, and self-centered. Vane is even more... well... Vane. He was already a godlike character to begin with. Rackham and Bonny finally come into their own. and they all still have their perfect white teeth. Right. Regardless, can't recommend it enough! Of course I'm more than a bit biased liking sword & cannon pirate shit. But that's ok, because liking that is right and proper, and if you don't then there is probably something wrong with you. :-P


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Last but not least, a new artist to check out - Belaal. Just getting started in the whole 3d pr0n thing, and starting to polish his talent. Doing the usual "nekkid chicks and fantasy stuff" thing, with some reviews and random human interest stories thrown in. Give him a look-see and some feedback to help him improve and grow!

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

General News Etc



We'll start off with a picture first, cuz really that's why most folks come by here anyway.

So now that that's done and the people with low attention spans who cannot handle the truth(!) of my brilliant wisdom have left... what have I been up to? Well obviously rendering at least a little bit. And most of what I'll be posting here will be like that for awhile. Less pr0n and more artsy shit. Cuz just because.


But most of what I have been doing has been hacking away at Unity. And holy crap is there alot to take in. So much shit involved. I knew it would take work and effort, but goddamn! There is a reason game studios have numerous employees. Because indeed one does not simply "make a game". But it is fun. I'm enjoying it and learning alot. Granted most of what I will start out making (once I even get to that stage LOL) is gonna be shit. But that's just how it goes. Make > learn > improve. It's like being a noobie scrub Poser user all over again. Ugh. And also been spending a good bit of time checking out games just to see how they work. Amazing how you look at them once you start trying to make them.

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And another blog for you to check out - Damn3dx. A 3d artiste out of Buenos Aires who does alot of monster sex stuff with very large insertions. And recently, he just released a set for purchase that was so extreme that Affect3d wouldn't carry it! But you can pick it up over at Renderotica (apparently they have looser standards - who knew? not me). And he also has a Mars Attacks! alien as his mascot which is just fucking awesome. Ack! Ack! Ack! So check out his site, buy a his set, get his Twitter feed, and all that stuff.


And in between doing Unity tutorials, and while playing with renders, I decided to check out BBC's The Musketeers. Now I'm not really quite sure why I did this. I mean I knew it was not going to be very good, but wasn't quite prepared for it to be as bad as it is. Let's put it this way, the Disney version with Charlie Sheen and Kiefer Sutherland might actually be better. This BBC version is just... I don't know. I mean it's not terrible terribad badness, it does have some redeeming qualities. But so much of the rest is just made of pure suck. So what's wrong with it?

Well let's start with the Musketeers. Pretty generic casting for Athos, Aramis, and D'artagnan. Porthos however is black. Okay. Interesting take. And kind of a cool nod to Alexandre Dumas (the original writer) considering he was part black - his grandmother was slave in the Caribbean. So yeah, that kinda works. Except that it doesn't. Because it just becomes a vehicle for "racial injustice" messages, handled with all the delicacy of Hollywood at it's very worst. Porthos is... wait for it... that's right, a former street criminal. And all the other black characters introduced are also street criminals. Complete with gold rope chain necklaces - I shit you not. And they all end up dying by the end of the episode. Fucking seriously?

And then there are the accents. The very very English accents... in France. It's just terribly out of place. And there is the one accent in particular (don't know the specific name/location for it) that just kills me - it's the low-class one that sounds like a quacking duck. It's the one that Constance has. It's just... holy fuck do I want to beat that screechy bitch to death with a baseball bat. I mean I do realize there is a reason for that specific accent. It's so that Constance can be the "every-girl" for English teens to relate to, and hope that one day some dreamy D'artagnan will overlook their dismal horse-toothed plainness and come sweep them off their pudgy misshapen hoove-feet. Which of course brings us to the next thing.

The entire series is a shitty chick flick. Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of decent chick flicks that are damn good. But this one is shitty. It's sole purpose is to moisten vaginas, while at the same time telling women they are "good enough". The show beats the viewer over the head with the concept of female empowerment to the extent that you can make a drinking game out of it. Which is a fairly terrible method of conveying a message. If you need to state the message outright then you are a pretty shitty storyteller. As the old adage goes - "show don't tell". And the rest of the show is just the aforementioned pussy moistening bullshit. Hunky, caring, troubled heroes tromping around being hunky, troubled, and caring. And rescuing the most idiotic, annoying, and drab bunch of female characters imaginable from their loveless lives/marriages. Ironically enough, if you reverse that premise you end up with the basis of most of my pr0n sets. Hypocrite much? :-P

In any case, the show sucks ass. You've probably been wise enough to avoid it. But just in case you were to ever get the inclination to check it out, now you know not to. Oh, and the swordplay isn't particularly amazing either. Which come to think of it, might have one of the main reasons I was interested in checking it out in the first place. I was left disappointed, it's just your typical Hollywood fencing.

Saturday, December 20, 2014

SWTOR: Sniper & Sith




If you've ever played SWTOR then you are probably already familiar with this set. It's what happens when Snipers try to PvP against a Jugg/Guardian (or well any other class tbh). It's 36 pics of epic Star Warzy goodness at www.mongo-bongo-art.com.

Btw, was playing a bit of SWTOR a couple months ago to get some ideas for this set. Remember when I said that SWTOR was a horrible game and not worht playing ever (or something like that). Well I was wrong, it got better. Actually worth subbing for a month or two and playing. It's still a themepark MMO so once you've hit all the rides, you're pretty much done. Not alot of replayability after that. But the game is pretty fun until you reach that point. So if you bailed on it before (like I did) think about giving it another shot.

Oh and fixed the Zen Halloween set links for those that are still members. Why you would be a member I don't know. Seriously not worth it.



But what you are probably more interested in is "y no updates 4 so long?!". Well mostly it's cuz I don't give a fuck anymore. In fact this is probably the last update for a good long while. It's what happens when I get screwed by my payment provider for a good amount of money - like the amount that some of you make in 6 months. Imagine that, you work at your job for half a year and then don't get paid for it. Awesome! Amirite? 'Course I could just get a different payment provider. Hell I could just get a merchant account (like Epoch advised in a comment *fistbump*). Either one is super easy to do. Problem is I'd have to wipe my site due to content. No tentacles, no beastiness, no alcohol, no non-con. And what's the fun in that? There is a reason that Affect3D, Rotica, and other places don't carry stuff like I do. Not cuz they have some high and mighty moral objection to it. It's cuz they work with reputable payment processors, y'know the kind that DON'T fuck you over. So I could switch to doing vanilla pr0n, but bleh. There's already a million people doing that.

So yeah not really happy about all that. And then tack on to that the piracy bullshit. When I was giving away free downloads to members, this shit would be up on sites within an hour. Which was bad enough when it was just happening to me. But when other artists (Zen, Hibbli, Zafo, Vaesark) are getting ripped from my site it's just.... yeah. Fuck that. In fact, fuck all y'all. Well not all of you. Really it's just a small segment. So fuck them. They are the reason we can't have nice things. And if you are the type that doesn't support the artist and leeches off pirates... well you're kinda the problem too. Sorry, truth hurts. (Mind you piracy does provide an advertising benefit to some extent. However the current state of it is so far beyond that level that it is causing far more harm to artists than any benefit they could possibly get.)

So what it comes down to is... I'm pretty much done. Updates will be few and far between. This shit ain't fun no more. That's all folks!

.... or is it?




Well no, it's probably not. Cuz pr0n is like crack - it's not something you just walk away from. And I had a choice, I could either whine like a bitch about my situation, or I could do something about it. But fuck binary choices. I'm gonna do both! I'll be a whiny bitch AND do something about it! And that something is games. Everyone is doing pic sets. Very few are doing games - and those that are, are mostly RPGMaker. I'm thinking like full 3d games. And that's where the Unity game engine comes in.

It ain't easy, but it ain't exactly hard either. And little known fact, I actually used to be a halfway decent C++ coder. C# isn't that much different. Plus, picked up the upgrade to Poser GameDev which makes import/export formats and polygon reduction a hell of alot easier. So I got that going for me. But still alot of other stuff to put together - voice sets, music, level making, etc. And then of course pr0n renders to splice in (cuz everything is better with pr0n!). Not a small amount of work for one person. Which is why you're not gonna see alot of me. Gonna be busy!