Saturday, August 16, 2014

Hibbli - Dark Eyes in the Forest





Another new Knight Elayne story from Hibbli! After *cough* "defeating" the demons in the Old Tavern, the hapless young knight sets out to clear the forest. Only to fall afoul of evil magick yet again, and end up the mind-controlled sex slave of wicked forest trolls. How will she ever escape?! *drama!* It's 34 pages of fantasy erotica in super hi-rez PDF format with additional bonus pics at www.mongo-bongo-art.com. All that for only $5! And of course all sales go directly to the artist!


I feel like I should babble about other stuff. No idea what though. Hmmm.... Affect3D is fishing for new 3d porn producers by offering (up to) $10K in investment. So if you got a great idea and awesome undiscovered talent to make it come true, then throw them a sales pitch. They ain't gonna be giving you money for an badass new computer just for you to learn this shit though. You gotta have a solid idea and a plan. Let's see, what else?... Jenny has her Morgana comics coming out soon-ish. She's been working on getting somebody to do those FOREVER, so "yay Jenny!". Ummm.... New WoD trailer came out the other day. Really don't see what the big deal with it is. I suppose you have to actually play WoW to understand it's importance. It looked cool and all, but I was just left sitting there thinking "...'kay.... and?".

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

TMNT: Rooftop




April gets caught trying to score a pic of the turtles, and they end up scoring with her (well gang-banging the fuck out her tbh) instead. It's 28 pics of Turtle Power at www.mongo-bongo-art.com. And the set download is free for members for the next month-ish.

Time to destroy more of your childhood. Cuz if Michael Bay is doing it, I can too! And in honor of the new film, did an old twist on a new theme. Or is it new twist on an old theme? Does it really matter? It's Megan Fox (kinda) in the old April outfit, getting cock-slammed by turtles. Just cuz. And if you want something a bit more oldskool and nostalgic TMNT - go check out Akabur. His shit was the inspiration to do this set when I first heard the movie was coming out. And speaking of the movie...


So yeaahhhh.... the movie. It's not so good. Y'know how most of the time I'm saying "well the film wasn't spectacular, but it's okay to see"? Well in this case it isn't. It's not that it's terrible, it's just made for 8-year olds. So it can get away with alot of stupid bullshit that doesn't make any sense and it will still work fine for it's target audience (the aforementioned 8-year olds). On an amusing note - thought I'd be able to avoid the masses of screaming vermin children by going to see the early afternoon show - no such luck. In any case, the plot doesn't make sense, characters aren't believable, villains have no motivation, archetypical roles are stereotypically dull, and people unexplainably disappear from scenes with frightening regularity. But it does have talking turtles. With weapons. Who do ninja shit. So yeah.....

Oh, and it has Megan Fox. And while she is great eye-candy and does make up for alot of the movie, it's not enough to save it. I'll admit though, I am somewhat biased. She did lose a bit of stock when I found out that this clown put two kids in her. Or was it this clown? Is there a difference? So wrong either way. (Though in Greene's defense he did grow up to be a damn fine looking man. No homo.)

Anyway, my recommendation is to skip the movie. Not even worth checking out once it hits NetFlix. But if you have vermin children that are whining to see it, you can make it thru - not gonna kill you, and it does have Megan Fox.




Oh, by the way... You may have noticed that posting rules have been slightly changed. No more anonymous posts. Will it stop the spamming? Nope. But at least we will know who to ignore (looking at you Billy and Sitkin). Oh and while I'm at it, I'm also gonna start deleting posts that have "ratings", say anything negative about other artists (you can still critique me as much as you like though), seem even remotely like a double spam post, or anything I just generally find overly annoying. Since a few bad apples are spoiling the bunch, I gotta moderate the douchebags. Sucks, but people can't seem to act like adults.


Credits:
Exnem Pizza by Exnem (great modeller of food)

Sunday, August 3, 2014

WarCraft: Maid Service





Another set of our favorite dysfunctional Warcraft family. This time with the Tauren punishing his conniving slutty Draenei Maid just the way she likes to be. It's 31 pics of grindy MMO goodness at www.mongo-bongo-art.com. And members get the set download for free for the next month, as always.

So a bit bummed on this set. REALLY wanted to get it done on Thursday. Finished everything but the X-Rays, but didn't quite make it. So ended up adding in the last pic as well - which was a PC killer. Seriously waaayy too many figures. But it got done. And that makes me happy. In fact it was an amazingly productive week. Had like zero piracy to deal with. Which was super awesome, and definitely appreciate. Kept me pumped and energized to jump back in and make moar pr0n! Win, win!




And in other news, Stone-Sorceress had it's grand opening yesterday! "Who the fuck is that?!" you ask? It's some of the animators that brought us Vizivius. And they do some pretty amazing stuff. You may have seen them over at Deviant Art. Well now they have their own site so they can show off their more explicit content. It's all about sexy redhead sorceress Sara and her hulking Stone Golem protecting the land by fucking monsters out of existence. Because that's how all sexy sorceresses should handle problems. So cruise by and check it out! It's good stuff!




Oh, also DAZ3D is having a massive sale on a bunch of it's V4/M4 stuff. So if you are being a Luddite like me and sticking with archaic old-skool models instead of conforming to the new world order and using Genesis... then you might wanna take a look. It's like 80% off, which is sure to make you kinda annoyed if you bought it at the normal price.


Credits:
Alice 3.0 by Aery Soul (see Aeon Soul for similar)
Sumire Hair A3 by Yamato (seems his old DigitalBabes2.com site closed down)

Monday, July 21, 2014

Liberty & Justice: Police State





Liberty and Justice surrender freedom in the name of security and end up getting fucked (spoiler!). It's 35 pics of pornographic political commentary at www.mongo-bongo-art.com. And of course, the set download is free for members for the next month-ish.

More porn and politics. Cuz it's July and all that. Not in time for the 4th, but that's no real shocker. And while the slower pace has been nice for my sanity and piece of mind, I really need to buckle down and get back to the soul-crushing non-stop schedule of before. Ugh.


Credits:
Eterna by Aery Soul (see Alfaseed for similar)

Saturday, July 5, 2014

Vaesark - Nuala





ANOTHER new set from Vaesark! Pure and beautiful Nuala is sent to the unholy temple to appease the demons that lurk within. Bravely she goes, expecting a horrible ritual death! But the demons have other plans... Seduced by their foul lust, she is corrupted mentally and physically, slowly turning into one of them - an insatiable Succubus! It's 60 pics of erotic horror at www.mongo-bongo-art.com.



Wednesday, July 2, 2014

SAO Leafa





Welcome to Alfheim Online! Kirito is back, this time perving on his hottie sister/cousin. But still being just as much of a bad as always and still getting griefed by the heartless Gleam Eyes. It's 61 pics of anime-inspired awesomeness at www.mongo-bongo-art.com. And members of course get the set download free for the next month or so.

So wow. Largest set I've done to date. 61 pics and still didn't get to put everything I wanted in there. So much for getting it completed in June though. Turns out that there are only 30 days in June this year. Some people say it's like that every year, but I don't believe them! I think it was a conspiracy against me!

And why do the Japanese have such a fascination with bro/sis incest? Why can't they just have wholesome fetishes like semi-consensual monster porn?