Friday, August 28, 2015

Zafo - Angel Girl Set, & Other Stuff

And in keeping with my recent record of bringing you news long after it has passed.... A new Zafo set! Which I uploaded a couple days ago... but didn't make a post about. So here's the post... Anyway new set. With an innocent & sexy angel being seduced and corrupted by a vulgar demon. And after he's had his fill, he let's his demonic hound have a go at her! It's 49 pics of heavenly goodness at And remember all sales go directly to the artist!

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And also late, is a mention of RedRobot's bonus pictorial included with the Livecasters set. Featuring 37 pics of Officer Sita posing in sexy lingerie for your viewing pleasure. So you have yet another reason to buy the set.

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And this breaking news that occurred days ago... Shadowrun: Hong Kong was released earlier this week. Same sort of thing as Shadowrun Returns and Dragonfall. It's got some nifty new graphics and other interesting gameplay twists. And while the story is decent, it's not quite as good as Dragonfall (which was pretty goddamn epic). So that was kinda a let down. But it's still good. I don't know if it's $20 good, but I still enjoyed it.

Feels like they pulled alot of inspiration from Black Lagoon for the first part, which was pretty fun. Towards the end it loses some of the punch though. Felt like they spent far too much time giving marvelous backstory to random NPCs who strangely pour out their entire life stories to complete strangers. Rather than, y'know, spending more time creating a plot that equals or surpasses Dragonfall. Still an entertaining game. Unless you are a big Shadowrun fan, you might wanna wait til it goes on sale. And if you are a fan, well you probably already know all this anyway.

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

RedRobot - Livecasters

So a new set by RedRobot. Officer Sita responds to domestic disturbance, and soon finds herself getting fucked hard in a web-streamed threesome! In his classic comic format with actual text and plot and that sort of thing. Brilliantly done and easily RedRobot's best work to date. It's 56 pics of hardcore police brutality (maybe?) at

So technically I was supposed to post this set up... ohhh.... like a month ago. And by "technically" I mean "actually". But I'm a massive flake. So scorn and shun me for I am a bad person. Kinda got sidetracked by a small stint of jury duty and then an addiction to SWTOR. Did I say addiction? I meant "recreational hobby". I mean it's not like I've been playing it non-stop for weeks or anything. *cough* It's totally not a problem, and I can quit any time I want. (Fuuuccckkk won't this shit just write itself so I can get back in game!) It's just that, y'know, I don't need to quit, cuz I'm like fine and shit. Totally fine... so brb. Just gonna log in for a quick sec.

So yeah, it's been pretty much like that. Got hooked again by the KotFE trailer from E3. Bioware focusing on story instead of out-dated grindy MMO philosophy? Oh hell yeah, sign me up for that! Plus I'm thinking it will be the return of "the most badass Sith ever". Which will be cool. So if you've never played SWTOR before, or did and then quit on the advice of some shit-tard 3d pornographer who didn't know wtf he was talking about and was completely wrong on every prediction he made on the game (that would be me btw), then give it a shot. If you subscribe (which btw is the only bearable way to play the game - F2P is an intentional horrible hassle), then you get 12 times the XP for following the class storyline missions so you can avoid all the horrible grindy bullshit - unless of course you want to. And there are some entertaining gems in the sidequests. So yeah, check it out if you want.

Oh and they also added the Togruta as a playable race. So if you want to indulge your fantasies of jailbait jedi Ahsoka, or slutty apprentice Ashara or w/e, then you can do that too. Which seemed like a reason to do an Ashara pic.

And I would be remiss in not mentioning the Deadpool trailer. Been a big fan since, well, forever. Hold on a sec, lemme go grab my fedora. Right, there we go. I was a fan of Deadpool before Deadpool was even cool. *tips fedora* Back when he was getting mailed to his employer via Fed-Ex, from the days of The Circle Chase, from the time when people didn't realize that Rob Liefeld truly was a terrible artist and batshit crazy to boot. So yeah, I got that going for me..... Anyway! Trailer came out a couple weeks ago. And looks like it'll be true to character. Can't wait! And sequel planned with Cable? Damn!

Sunday, July 12, 2015

Zen & RedRobot Sets

Uploaded a couple sets this weekend. Oh no, no, no. Not sets by me. Definitely not that. I mean I don't do that sort of shit anymore, right? I meant sets by other artists!

First up is a set by Zen. With the continuing futa adventures of Erin & Vikki. Cuz EVERYONE loves futa. I know you do! And if you DON'T, well then you may be gay. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay. Some of the most badass warriors in history were. But if you don't like futa, you might be too. And odds are you're not a badass warrior. So you'll probably be on bottom. Just saying. So buy the set, or y'know. Anyway....

Erin has always been unsure of herself ever since the lab incident, considering her penis a nuisance, if not an outright curse in her life. This is despite the companionship and reassurance of her best friend Vikki, an open minded freshmen who accepts all of Erin, despite their unusual start in the University locker room. Enter Miss Natalie, a teacher and futa herself who, rather than teaching restraint from lust as per her nunnery upbringing, instead encourages Erin to unleash it with reckless abandon. This began with a classroom sex romp, with further sexual scenarios set up to tempt Erin further, as you are about to see. Miss Natalie’s attempts to drive a wedge between her and Vikki are slowly working as Erin is seeing Vikki as less of a friend but more of an opportunity for sex, for reasons that will become clearer as Erin continues to lose herself to nymphomania. It's 77 pics of futa awesome at And now at a reduced LOW LOW PRICE!


And then next up is a set by RedRobot. With Harrow the Witch doing a bit of summoning, and getting alot more than she bargained for. With demonic critters that merge and change form taking her in every conceivable way. And it's a comic, with like actual text and story and stuff. Well as much story as needs be in pr0n. So if you're in the mood for a bit of dark meat, then check it out! It's 64 pics of sexy witch fun at And also keep an eye out for his revamp of The Heist, cumming soon!


And of course I lied. I do that alot. Cuz I'm a terrible liar, and I figure I need the practice. No seriously, I am probably the world's worst liar. The nervous twitches, the shifty eyes, the whole bit. So bad. But what did I lie about? Oh! Doing sets. Yeah, actually do have a set that I've sorta been working on. For like, forever. Some raw sample pics above. Obviously. Another Belf Warcraft set. Don't really know why. I mean nobody even plays WoW anymore. Or so I hear. Still never signed up for WoW. I know, weird. But w/e. In any case, is probably gonna end up being a HUGE set. Might even end up over 100+ pics. Cuz I play around with that instead of focusing on Game Dev shit. Haven't touched Unity in over a month! Well I've played around with it, and still browse forums learning shit and watching tutorials. But no serious work lately. Cuz I'm a slacker. And my brain has hit overload.

And also picked up a new computer last week. Nice little quad-core i7 with multi-threading. So renders about 4-5 times faster than the old one did. Which is awesome. Take for example this pic with Indirect Lighting, SSS, 6 bounce ray-traces, and Depth of Field (though it's barely noticable). Was able to burn it out overnight. So that's a huge plus. And the Belf pics which were normally restrained to one per night, I'm now able to grind out an entire batch of 5 frames a night. Awesome! Oh and as a sidenote - Windows 8.1 sucks so much ass. I don't need or want my screen to look like a phone. Just give a fucking list! Arrgh! (It wouldn't be a proper blogpost unless I was whining like a bitch about something.)

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Zafo - Lonely Princess

Zafo returns with a new set to destroy your childhood. While her street-urchin boyfriend is off playing with half-naked male genies, a lonely Princess Jasmine borrows Abu the monkey for a bit revenge sex playtime. But then her pet tiger Rajah decides he wants in on the action too! It's 43 pics of the way the movie should have been at And remember all sales go directly to the artist! And aardvarks. Also Zafo has moved some of his older sets into a $10 package deal, so grab it if you don't already have them!

And of course there's also that other thing that everybody is busy doing - Witcher III. So after my review of W2:AoK figured I'd give my opinion on the new game. Cuz I know that your life revolves around my opinion on various random things (that's sarcasm for those that need to be told). Anyway, I must say I am rather impressed with the game. Almost everything I bitched about in the last game they fixed for this one. Combat is much much MUCH more fluid and responsive. Though it was possibly made a little too easy. Even on Hard you can mow shit down fairly easily. But better that than retardedly sluggish controls and shitty fight set-ups. The fast travel fixes alot of the pointless walking, and plenty of dungeons/quests tend to loop so you end up back where you started. There is still a bit of tedious walking/riding around just to get places. But that is a necessary evil of having an "open world".

Goes without saying that the graphics are incredible, and they fortunately toned down the bloom this time. But they are kinda infatuated with the idea of camera lens effects - water drops on a camera lens, dirt and dust on a camera lens, etc. Maybe I'm weird (maybe? lol), but I just don't see the point in the constant effort to make CG mimic film. They are different genres/methods. It's like trying to mimic oil painting with water colours. Why? But I digress (shocker!).

So the story is once again solid and in-depth. But the presentation does still seem to be lacking at times. Not that it's bad, it just seems like it could be done better. Even knowing the game backstory and history, things can get kinda foggy and weird with all the who? what? where? why? And all the necessary side-quests tend to detract from the sense of urgency and drama. Which can occasionally make the enforced drama-moments fall somewhat flat. But again, necessary evil of open game worlds I guess. And on another story note - there is some silly immersion breaking bullshit. Chaining from "gotta get the super rare trading card", to "Zed's dead, baby", to "Snow White and the 7 Dwarves", did start to head into shark-jumping territory.

Characterizations were pretty fantastic. For me Cerys completely stole the show. And Yen was pretty awesome as well. The other Witchers were great, though Vesemir was a bit over-done in the whole father-figure role. The random accents were a bit weird though. Like where does Ciri's english accent come from? Or Triss's perky upbeat all-American-girl accent? And speaking of Triss she did kinda come across as a complete ditz in this game. Which was a bit of a letdown after being such a stellar character in the previous game. So yeah.

Regardless, overall it's a pretty great game. Enjoyable and highly recommend it. So much so, that I of course had to do some fan art.

Friday, May 15, 2015

Zen - Night Trips

And another Zen set! The full complete uncensored version. Carina’s nightmares continue with a revisit from demonic clown Balto, who still delights in teaching Carina the joys of bondage. And this time, he also pulls her friend into the dream to entertain a well-hung Minotaur. Using his dream magic, the clown clones himself to double Carina's pleasure. Reluctant at first, she quickly learns to enjoy the role of submissive little slut as she losses her anal virginity in this “dream”. It's 81 pics of nightmarish pleasure at

Featuring such classics as bondage, submission, restraints, oral, vaginal and anal sex, double penetration, hair pulling, monster sex, sweaty skin, huge cock, cum shots (including facial, ass/back cum, internal anal and internal vaginal), and pregnant. And it comes in both non-text and comic/story versions. Remember all sales go directly to the Zen, and he gets the most out of the purchase when you buy direct form his store.

And one thing I really have to stress is that Zen did an insanely awesome job with sweaty skin. Seriously, the set is worth buying for those pics alone. Everything else is just whip cream and gravy on top... wait, no, that sounds disgusting. Whip cream and cherries? Gravy and bacon? Whatever. The pics are fantastic, and you should buy the set.

Ok, so saw Fury Road today. And I'll tell you straight up, it's shit. Terrible fucking movie. Beyond Thunderdome was a better movie. Anyway, read some of the reviews a couple days ago, and thought "Wow, okay so maybe I was wrong, maybe it'll be awesome!". But a quote from the movie actually has relevance here - "Give up on hope, it only leads to madness". And I had hope it was gonna be good. And now I'm mad that it wasn't. Touche, movie, touche.

So y'know how normally I'm a bit coy about spoilers in these reviews? I try to mislead and obfuscate the spoiler. Fuck that. I will spoil the fuck out of this movie so that you don't make the mistake of going to see it. So basic premise is that Max needs to save a bunch of post-apocalypse supermodels from their psycho boyfriend/husband. No seriously, that is the fucking plot. Movie starts with Max and his "last of the V-8 interceptors"... y'know the one that was blown up in Road Warrior? .... 'kay. Anyway he's in his mysteriously reassembled car getting chased by the bad people... and 15 seconds later gets taken out like a bitch. Which is a pretty good allegory to what the movie did to the entire franchise. Except the movie is two tedious fucking hours of bad predictable bullshit.

So Max gets his ass kicked, and is turned into a caged blood donor for the psycho cult crazies who caught him. Cuz like everybody else in the world is dying from radiation. Except Max. And the supermodels. And stump-fetish Charlize Theron. Oh poor Charlize, how low your career has plummeted. Which is a good segueway into her character, since she is in the very next scene. So she is the most honored and badass driver of this cult of crazies. And strangely the only fighting woman among them (spidey sense!). Whatev, just show how badass she must be to rise to the top, right? And she's in command of the giant "war rig", which is just a copy-paste of the tanker truck from Road Warrior. Cuz like creativity sucks and stuff. Anyway turns out she rose to this position so she could escape this crazy bunch of cultists, and take the supermodels with her to a better "green" place. Which coincidentally enough, is a tribe run by women.

Wait. All the crazy cultists are men. The only decent people are women (and Max with his hipster stubble). And the wonderful green place (which later turns out to have been destroyed by men) is inhabited by women. Ohhhhhhh... It's one of THOSE movies. Which would be okay if it were like Sucker Punch (was a fun movie!). Bunch of chicks out kicking ass. Female empowerment. Rah! Rah!... Except it's not. It's the worst, most stereotypical, parts of feminism (note - there are plenty of good and very legit aspects of feminism - this movie does NOT include them) being crammed into your face over and over again throughout the entire film. Remember my ranting about the ham-fisted agenda pushing in Elysium? Pretty much the same fucking thing here. So that kinda turned it to shit. I'm here for a movie. I want a good story. Or at least a fun one. I'm not here to be indoctrinated into shitty vile ideals that are ironically enough the same exact thing they are purporting to fight against. It's just.... Ugghh!! Enough ranting.

So yeah, that was shit. Then the rest of the movie was like they just recycled the Road Warrior. Literally you could just loop the tanker chase scene and you have ALL of Fury Road. And then they added a giant dollop of stupidity on top of it. It's as if they consciously attempted to use as little creativity or brainpower as possible. The giant twin-engine "war-rig" runs just as fast with one engine as with two? Sounds reasonable. And while towing a tank with thousands of gallons of fuel it can out-run a pursuit vehicle? Sure. Why not? I mean that same V8 Interceptor was run down by a giant armored pickup truck in the first minute of the movie. So I guess that makes sense. Somehow. A lifetime of brain-washing can be undone in seconds by the smile of a redhead supermodel? 'Kay. Those same supermodels are enlightened and broad-minded enough to realize that one of the cultists that kept them prisoner in a rape-harem (y'know the one they desperately want to escape), well he was just an innocent victim of brain-washing and none of the batshit crazy stuff he's done is his fault? Not to mention wanting to cuddle with him, cuz who wouldn't want to cuddle with a former captor? Suppose it makes sense when the brain-washing can be undone with the aforementioned smile. Wait, wut? Could go on and on. Too late, I already am, huh? And no, it doesn't have to be a real-life documentary. It's an action movie, it can take liberties with reality. But it does at least need to not be so fucking senselessly stupid.

Oh, and the redeemed "war boy". He dies. Nobly sacrifices himself. Of course. Like that was any surprise. So predictable.

And in other news, with all the hype for the Witcher III: Wild Hunt, it seems there was a sale for the old games. So never having played a Witcher game, picked up Assassin of Kings for a measly three bucks (think the sale ended, sorry). Figured it'd be a great opportunity for more game research. And it proved very instructive. W2:AoK is an excellent example of what NOT to do in a game. It's a bad game. It's a very pretty game. And it has a very good story. But as a game, it's bad.

Controls are very gummy. Combat is slow to respond. Opponents can stun-lock you, while you are unable to do so to them. Boss fights that start in point-blank range after a cutscene. And the bloom. OMG the bloom. Too much bloom is a bad thing. And this game had waaaayy too much bloom. Oh and while the story itself is very good and highly detailed, it is not presented overly well at the end. There is no build-up to the "big reveal". It's just - welcome to the end boss fight, let me explain the whole plot to you, now would you like to fight?

Oh, and I almost forgot to mention - walking simulators do not make good games. Having to clear an area down a path for a quest, and then having to walk all the way back is exceedingly boring. Even more so if it spawns endless trash mobs (looking at you harpies). And spending three minutes staring at Gerald's back as he runs from the inn back to the same exact quest spot for the third time is boring. Loops that keep you engaged the entire time and bring you back to the place you started are good. Just walking to get there and back is not - doesn't fucking matter how pretty the scenery is after you seen it for the umpteenth time.

So yeah. All-in-all not a terribly good game. Don't care what fanbois say. Not good. Do not recommend. Maybe get it if it's $3 again, otherwise pass. Hopefully they fixed all that stuff for Wild Hunt. From the demo vids and early walkthrus looks like they have. But still gonna wait to be sure.

Friday, May 1, 2015

Movie Review & More

So just got back from Avengers 2. Must admit that going in I didn't have high hopes. Kinda figured from the commercials that it was going to be the previous movie with slightly different words - Avengers assemble, have difficulties, and then come together to fight an endless horde of faceless enemies. Which it was... and yet wasn't (spooky). I mean that is the basic premise of the new movie... and the old one. But it had slightly different words this time.... Ugh, not coming out correctly at all. Point is it was well done. To the level where the similarities are enough to keep it familiar, and yet different enough to keep it interesting. Story pulls from the on-going plot of the other movies so things are somewhat contiguous. And in the end it all wraps up as a pretty decent movie.

Does a fair job at balancing out the characters. Whereas last movie was "Iron Man & Friends" this one seems more of a team movie. Though Downey does still get a slightly higher percentage of the screen time / importance. Whatcha gonna do? He sells tickets. Thor, while at least not being made a total bitch this time around, doesn't get much love. Probably cuz Helmsworth was off making that terrible Michael Mann movie (seriously who thought that was a good idea? did they never see Miami Vice?). Lots of time spent on Hawkeye cuz of... well... reasons (no spoiler). Which I guess was okay. Captain America stood in for the comic relief role, but was still fairly badass. Black Widow and Hulk spent most of their time doing romance sub-plot. Hey Marvel! Stop trolling my blog for script ideas you fucking hacks! Called that shit back in 2012. Oh, and Hulk gets punched the fuck out (spoiler). Also got some screentime for Nick Fury and Maria Hill (mmm... Cobie Smulders). Notable absences were Gwyneth Paltrow & Natalie Portman. Guess the acting budget could only be stretched so far. Or maybe they said "Piss off! I don't wanna be in superhero movies no more!".

Some other great stuff in the film. They spent alot of time building up a trope and then subverting it at the end. Which was awesome. Always love that. And did the same to some extent with the whole "once a machine gains intelligence it immediately tries to kill the human race". Would be nice if in some movie they'd try to sit down and have a chat with the AI. But no, instead it's blast first, ask questions later. Which is probably why the machines try to kill us. It's why your car breaks down - it hates you (at least one person's car will have broken down when they read this).

Anyway, it's a good movie. I give it a thumbs up and recommend it. Not the best movie ever. But worth shelling out a few bucks for. Unlike the next film I'll end up reviewing - Mad Max: Fury Road. Which I can pretty much assure you is gonna be fucking terribad terrible. You can tell just from the commercials (because my gut instinct on commercials is never wrong *cough*). But I will sacrifice myself so that you may save yourselves.

And in other news Hibbli released a new set a few days ago. I mean sure I was supposed to do a blog blurb regarding the previous set. But uhhh, yeah. I don't post much LOL. So ummm, go buy the old set and this new one too! Or something. Anyway, in this new one, brunette hottie Lori gets slammed by some demon cock. Probably lots of it. So head on over to Hibbli's site and get all of the sexy sorcerous action!

But what else have I been up to? (ie. y u no pr0n 4 me?)

Well lots and lots of learning. STILL! Came to the horrible conclusion that I have to learn a 3d modelling program. Because trying to create renders based on other people's figures wasn't gonna work. I'd never be able to properly match the looks or clothing. And I can't use the figure itself when it's so low-poly. Plus the figures kinda suck (with poor rigging, excessive badly placed poles, reversed normals, etc) cuz... well... I buy the cheap ones. Good game ready models cost a shit-ton when people put alot of effort into them, and they want to reap the reward of that model making money for somebody else in a game. Funny how that works. So I picked up Blender (it's decent and FREE! - most important) and started some serious learning.

And after many many many tutorials I started to work on my first test model (and who better to use than my postergirl?). Three weeks of retopo, texturing, and lots of re-watching tutorials, and I finally finished. A 14k vert model with only two tris (one in each heel) before triangulating, a kick-ass high-detail texture, Normal/AO/Spec maps, rigged and ready to go. Tossed it into Unity and... worked like charm. So that was awesome. Except realized that it had way too many wasted polys in the arms and legs. And my great high-detail texture didn't serve alot of purpose. Had originally set it up at 4096 (which is huge) with the intention of scaling it down to 2048. But can't really get close enough to see that level of detail in a game anyway. So some wasted effort, but a good start and good learning - and was just a test in any case. Figure I'll be able to narrow it down to a week or less turn-around, which should be good.

Was originally gonna do a web demo of the character. But nobody would want to download the Unity webplayer, and doing it in WebGL doesn't work for everyone (plus it would take forever to load - stupid big textures). So instead just did a pic.

And on top of all that, still schooling myself on Unity. Scripting, shaders, lighting, etc. Plenty of "research". Bloodborne is such a goldmine for ideas. And some rendering as well when it feels like my brain is about to explode. Should have another set finished sometime. No idea when. But 30 pics in, doubtful I'll drop it.