Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Amilee Bathtub



Hey look! I can actually make a set of my very own. Amazing! With my favorite postergirl of the site, Amilee. Posing in some solo centerfold shots while taking a bath. It's 30 pics of squeaky clean goodness at mongo-bongo-art.com.

So yeah, it's a set. Once again, pretty fucking amazing I can actually produce one. So played with ALOT of shit in this one. Major part being the geometry morphing / reshaping I mentioned in my last post. And since the pics are in chronological order (there's no particular story-telling in this one) you can see how it progressed as I played with it. And keep in mind I didn't postwork any of her body (just adding soap suds etc), so all of it is just straight render. And if you are sitting there staring blankly saying "So the fuck what?!", then you have no idea of the horror involved in V4's joint bends. Trust me, they would get nasty in most, if not all, of those pics. Requiring plenty of postwork which inevitably leads to a loss of texture and lighting errors in the final pic. So yeah, I'm pretty damn proud of the job I did on that.

Some other things I played with in this were six raytrace bounces for full reflection/refraction through the glass tub. Which came out nice, but is NOT something Poser does well at all. Each render took forever, some up to 20 hours. It is a truly terrible program compared to most others in this day and age. Though tbh I haven't tried the newest version, Poser 11. And probably never will. Cuz I simply don't trust Smithmicro anymore after the ass-fucking they gave me with PoserPro GameDev (which was HORRIBLE). Maybe Poser 11 is good, but fuck them. Not giving them money to find out. Anyway.... Also tried a faked Depth-of-Field effect for the background. Wasn't really liking the grainy-ness of Poser's built-in DoF. In some ways I liked how this turned out, and in other ways not so much. Still need to play around with it more. Oh and also did some reflections on the skin - which admittedly is fairly standard for most artists these days. Cuz human skin (like just about everything else in the world) is reflective to one extent or another. But first time I tried it out with a concentrated attempt. Combined with the multiple raytraces and the sub-surface scattering probably didn't help the render times. Still liked how it turned out, and will probably use it some more in the future.

In other news, got hooked into EvE-Online again. Big war to wipe out the Goons, and who can't pass that up? Sure Goons were fun and all once, but they kinda turned into the very thing they originally fought against - massively arrogant nullsec-renting shitlords who take the game too seriously. And that's why they need to die. Plus they probably pissed alot of people off with their scamming and ganking. If you have no clue wtf I'm talking about, don't worry - it's an EvE thing. So yeah, EvE is the reason why finishing up the postwork on this set took a bit longer than necessary. But fortunately for you guys, CCP never got around to fixing some of the broken things in the game. So the luster has worn off and the honeymoon was short-lived. So while I'll play it a bit, it won't be the time-consuming life-killing monster it normally was. So I'm back to work on the Belf / Old Gods set!







And also we have a new set from Zafo! With a parody of KanColle. Which if you are too lazy to click the link, is a Japanese browser game & anime featuring cute girls as the personifications of ships from WWII and fighting against demons from beneath the sea. Yeah, I know, only the Japanese. Gotta love 'em! Still it's funny as hell and there is a metric shit-ton of Rule34 porn out there for it.

And in this case we have Bismarck attacked by an Abyssal while in dock, taking multiple broadsides fore and aft, and having all her chambers flooded (with cum). It's 36 pics of historically accurate WWII naval battles at mongo-bongo-art.com. And remember all sales go directly to the artist!



Sunday, April 3, 2016

Upcoming Stuff?




Some random stuff I've been bouncing around in my head for awhile. First is an Amilee solo set that is pretty much completely done except for some postwork. So should see that pretty soon. Stemmed from playing around with the original pic I did last year. Was disliking some of the geometry / joint bend issues that keep showing up, so decided to play around with the Morph Tool to smooth out bends and add bulk where needed. Turned out decently and started using it in the Belf-Worgen and Mynxie sets. And then finally "mastered" it finishing up this Amilee set. Morph Tool is possibly the only thing left that makes Poser worthwhile. Though since they switched to using the Blender Cycles render engine for Poser 11, and Blender can do much better at modifying geometry, I guess there isn't really any good reason to use Poser anymore. Just use Blender (which is completely free!). LOL. Good job Smithmicro!

Next is a Warcraft set that I'm currently working on. Obviously inspired by the upcoming Hearthstone expansion - Whispers of the Old Gods. New set, along with rule changes phasing out some older overpowered cards, plus some nerf/buffs to basic cards to fix some broken shit that's been around since the beginning of the game. Almost made me want to play again. Then I remembered how toxic and shitty the Hearthstone community is, and how the RNG is skewed against folks who haven't paid them money. And add on to that Blizzard's recent choice with Overwatch/Tracer. Fuck that, and fuck Blizzard.

And then some other ideas I've been playing with. A Groknar set which amazingly does NOT include an elf chick. Almost every set I've done includes an elf - I think I may have a problem. And then some Peach and Zelda goodness, cuz it's been like 2 years since the last set. But then again I've barely done any sets since then, so maybe that's the reason why. And then lastly some Shadowrun Returns crap, cuz why not? And I wanted to play around with the idea of doing text/comic that alot of people have suggested to me. Which while I like the challenge of trying to convey stories without using text (and I'm vain enough to think I do a pretty good job of it) some stories you do need text for, and that one would.






Derp! Completely forgot to mention RedRobot's new set. Some beasty fun with a police officer taking it hard and fast from her canine partner. It's 124 pics of hardcore police action at mongo-bongo-art.com. So check it out if you are into that sort of thing.

Sunday, March 27, 2016

Easter, Superheroes, & Pr0n


Right, so haven't posted in a while. First off, Happy Easter! Which of course wouldn't be complete without a bunny girl. Got some other shit that I'm working on as well, but I'll talk about that in a later post in a couple days or so. Got lots of other crap to drone on about first, like what the hell I've been up to lately. Mostly just dicking around. Pretty much no work AT ALL, on anything of consequence for a few months. Completely lazy. Was doing some MMO raiding for a bit until that got boring. Tried out a bunch of other MMOs, nothing really stuck. Did XCOM of course. And binge watched alot of series. Recently checked out some superhero shows and saw Batman v Superman on Friday so figured I'd do some reviews.




Starting with the big one, Batman v Superman. Not all that great, sadly. It wasn't terrible, but wasn't very good. And surprisingly Ben Affleck wasn't the worst part. Went in expecting to hate on him hard, but he actually did an okay job. And it was just okay - his version of Bruce Wayne was just 24/7 "Grrrr.... I'm consumed by rage!". So not alot of depth, but at least he didn't screw it up. Though he did use alot of guns and kill alot of people, which last I checked were like the only two things that Batman is supposed to be completely against - but whatever. With all the other weird crap in the movie you just sorta shrug that off.

If there is one word I would use to describe the movie it would be "tedious drama". Because that is one word. Really. But yeah, lots of drama. Longggg drawn out drama. In sepia and graytone! First 10 minutes of the movie were just excruciating. Everybody already knows Batman's backstory. And if they don't, a tediously artsy retelling of it isn't going to explain it. But after that crappy shit part things start to pick up. It's still packed full of "drama" and washed-out graytone, but at least it's developing plot. It's grim-dark gritty and hammers you with "drama" throughout, with no humor to lighten the mood even once. So put on your serious pants. Cuz this movie is serious business... or something.

So anyway, Superman is the same same as last movie. Grim-dark gritty and all that. Which was fine. Not very inspirational, but still okay. Lois Lane was an extraneous damsel who needed saving, and did crazy shit like throw away the spear, then go back to get the spear, then get trapped, just so Superman can stop fighting for a second, save her, and then go back to fighting. If you're going to make a character so damn pointless, why even bother having them in the film? They could have done a much better job with her. Wonder Woman kicked ass. I think mostly because they didn't give her many lines, so she didn't get covered with grim-dark grittiness. She just got to look hot and kick ass. Will be interesting to see how her movie turns out. Hopefully won't be directed by Snyder. And for the one character that really really sucked ass - Lex Luthor. His character has historically been a criminal mastermind, a plotting genius, a racist xenophobe, and generally cool, calm, collected, and in control. But in this film they made him a mop-headed Mark Zuckerberg with a nervous twitch and giggles alot. Oh, and he's an insane Darkseid fanatic.... Yeah. His character just didn't work. It's like he wanted to be the Joker instead of Lex Luthor. Really fucked up every scene involving him - which was alot of the movie unfortunately.

Other easter eggs and drops they included were kinda cool. The other Justice League characters - Cyborg, Flash, and Aquaman. Gonna be weird seeing Khal Drogo as Aquaman, but guess it's better than if they used Vince from Entourage - LOL. Also did a cool tie-in with the Flashpoint story. And some future vision of Darkseid's invasion with Parademons and the whole lot. And Doomsday was pretty cool. All the crap building up to Doomsday was kinda silly - but once he was out and about it was kinda fun.

In any case, the movie was just "meh". Wasn't great, wasn't complete shit. Just was. Matinee tickets at best. Or catch it on netflix or whatever later.




Next up is Jessica Jones. So yeah, this one started out really good. First few episodes were kick ass. Doctor Who as the bad guy was epic. Jessica Jones was hard and edgey. But as the show went on it just... it just fucking turned to shit. It became like a constant shitshow of Law & Order. By the end of the season every single white guy is psychotic and/or evil, every single black guy is noble and awesome, all women are right all the time, and just blah, blah, blah.

Fucking come on, man. That shit does not make a good show. It's like some ass-clown is trying to forcefeed me affirmative action as entertainment. Doesn't work. It just becomes offensive and boring. Which sucks because so much of the rest of the series was fantastic. Beneath all "message" bullshit there was a really great story. Pity they didn't focus on telling it. Personally I don't recommend the show. But I have a rather low tolerance for people trying to cram their ideologies down my throat under the guise of "entertainment". If you aren't as easily as triggered as I am (I had to retreat to a safe space and get counseling), then you might wanna check it out. But don't say I didn't warn you.




And last but not least is Daredevil. Similar to Jessica Jones, this one started out strong and got worse over time. But for different reasons. And not quite as bad. The fight throughout are pretty good - acrobatic and well-choreographed, but after awhile they just get kinda tired. I found myself fast-forwarding thru them after a point cuz they stopped doing anything to progress the plot. It was just fighting for fighting's sake. Boring.

Anyway it starts out strong with good villains and the mystery of "just what are these nefarious individuals up to?". And that's pretty much the draw of the entire series. Sure as hell isn't the main characters and their poorly defined motives. Which just become even more threadbare and transparent as the series continues. Murdoch doesn't seem to have any decently justified motivation for abandoning the law and going all vigilante. He never seemed to experience the law failing him which would drive him to that extreme. So we just sorta need to accept he gets to beat people up, and then listen to him condescendingly preach about justice. And lump on to that all the weepy melodramatic bullshit of the other main characters relationships. Where the only way to deal with problems is to start yelling and/or crying while flipping out over relatively minor shit. About halfway thru the first season I completely wrote off the main crew as lost causes. And it only gets worse once you hit season 2.

Frankly, the main characters suck and the only reason to watch is for Wilson Fisk. He's easily the most interesting person in the show. He actually has believable motivations and background. And his sidekick Wesley seems like far more of a devoted friend than among the relationships of Daredevil and his band of jackasses. In fact, the first season is more of Fisk's tragic story than it is Daredevil's ascension to hero. It's Fisk and Wesley who actually have a purpose and make sense in their own misguided ways. While Daredevil just sort of bumbles along getting his ass kicked, does alot of self-pitying whining, followed by hypocritical justifications.

So the first season is worth checking out. It's pretty good, even if they do steal shit from other movies and shows (the writers had a serious hard-on for The Matrix). You can even make a drinking game out of it for every time you recognize a scene from a different movie. (You'll get drunk real quick.) Season 2 isn't quite as good. It has Elektra, but she all too quickly devolves into a damsel that needs saving. It also has the "all Asians are evil ninjas". I shit you not, they are all evil and they all know martial arts - every, single, one. Totally not racist. And it has twice as much whiny melodrama from the main characters. Y'know what, just skip the second season, it sucked ass. SPOILER - There's crappy ninjas, bad Punisher drama, Elektra shows up, turns out she is the ninja-Jesus, and then she dies, but since she's Jesus she'll come back to life. Fin.








Also RedRobot has three sets - some new, some not so new. The newest is Captain Maria and the Goblin Treasure, with a pirate queen getting a gangbang from a pair of sinister goblins. Then there is the continuation of the the Helen Black story where she encounters Jeh the Succubus and her vampire minions, and get a rough pounding from futas. And then there is Hallow's Escape from the Minotaur's Lair. So check them out! His stuff just keeps getting better.








And also Zen has his Practicing Witchcraft set which he released quite awhile ago. A sexy young blonde witch-in-training has a summons go wrong and gets double-stuffed with demon cock. I put it up on the site a month or so ago, but forgot to make a blog post about it. So if you haven't already checked it out, go buy it and give it a look-see.




Thursday, January 7, 2016

Dun'ragon IV & Jeh's Rough Night




A new Zen set! Continuing Faearia's adventures in the Chronicles of Dun'ragon. With the elf queen's sister being possessed by a succubus and assembling an army of Demon Orcs. By allowing the brutal monsters to man-handle her supple body, violate every hole, eventually corrupting them with the power of her eldritch pussy. And it's up to Faearia to save the day! With blowjobs! It's 89 pics of epic elfy erotic adventure at mongo-bongo-art.com. And remember all sales go directly to the Zen. So buy it here and now, so he can get the most out of the purchase!


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And a new set from RedRobot as well. With the further adventures of Helen Black: Vampire Hunter. This time she's hot on the trail of Jeh the Succubus! But the demoness has already found prey in the classiest gentleman you will ever meet. Will Helen arrive in time to save him?! *queue dramatic music* It's 61 pics of gothic eroticism at mongo-bongo-art.com.





Friday, January 1, 2016

Happy New Year 2016!



Christmas elf Mynxie is back to stripping for xmas cash again! And while working a customer extra hard to get a tip, she instead ends up getting the entire shaft. Plus a creampie and cum bath as well. It's 51 pics of post-Christmas shenanigans at mongo-bongo-art.com.

So yeah, posted this set up a couple days ago. Obviously didn't make the Christmas goal I was aiming for. Turns out I was getting sick which was making things slow going. And then got the full brunt of the flu towards the end. Got it finished though! Spent all of yesterday in bed and feeling like crap. But slept the worst of it off and am back to being at least mildly productive - at least enough to post this. So yay for that! And also huzzah for the New Year and all that!







Monday, December 21, 2015

Giant RedRobot Drop!

So yeah. Uploaded a bunch of sets from RedRobot, which are some of his best work yet! Ok one I uploaded a month or so ago, but just completely forgot to make a post for it. But that means it still counts! In any case, definitely worth taking a look. There's some good shit! First up is vampire huntress Helen Black who of course gets captured and ends up becoming the sex slave of the Vampire Queen. Then there's the continuing story of the witch Hallow, and her pussy-pounding adventures in the Lair of the Minotaur. Followed by the classic sci-fi tale of a researcher and her erotic encounter with a lab specimen (it's standard scientific practice in the future!). And lastly a bunch of sorority sluts on the prowl for hard cock decide to take on the Chess Champ! All available at mongo-bongo-art.com.


Helen Black: Vampire Hunter




Tales of Hallow: Lair of the Minotaur




Interspecies Communication




Checkmate




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And of course the obligatory movie review. Checked it out Friday morning. And I'm sure it'll piss off fanbois and the like, but I didn't think it was a terribly good movie. It wasn't necessarily a bad one, it just wasn't very good. And after the last three, it kinda did need to be good. Like "knock it out of the park" home-run good. And it just wasn't. And that's even over-looking the whole replay of the the first movie, which we can just write off to the whole "nod to the past" stuff. Sure, that works for me. But the new characters are just.... well.... they don't have any character. And it's not the actors fault, cuz they did a good job. It's just the writing. They just came across as kinda hollow to me.

With Luke, we got the whole - wants to join the rebellion, was actually a decent pilot who bullseyed womprats, and ends up getting dragged into the whole thing cuz his family was killed and had no other real choices. But with our plucky new heroine, she's just magically a mechanic genius and awesome pilot cuz... reasons! Or something. Alright we can believe she's a decent mechanic cuz of the scavenging thing - cuz that's what you do when you're an awesome mechanic, you scavenge... I guess. Not to mention the whole "this droid is now my best friend" and I'll attack people on it's say-so, and then instantly befriend the person I attacked cuz... more reasons. Oh! And there's also the "my life has been shit", full of misery, loneliness, and anger - yet somehow I immediately embrace the Light side cuz.... more reasons? And being awesome, I self-train all my Jedi powers in a matter of minutes. The shit just did not make sense. Which sucks cuz Daisy Ridley did a good job. Or as well as she could with the shitty writing she was handed.

And then there's Finn. Who is janitorial staff, but somehow also on the top commander's kill team? What? How does that make sense? At least try to explain that somehow. Bureaucratic mix-up? Had always naively wanted to become a real stormtrooper? Give us something. Hell, all it takes is one line to give him some sort of backstory. And for a kid that was raised by the First Order to do one job, he sure does seem to be a pretty well-rounded, socially-adaptable, and level-headed guy. Not something you would really expect being raised in such a repressive environment where you don't even get a name. Oh, and he self-trains (albeit poorly) lightsaber combat as well. Cuz he's also awesome.

Speaking of lightsaber combat, fucking Kylo Ren. Is he supposed to be menacing or comic relief? I don't get it. Yes he's angry teen, wannabe Darth Vader, driven to rage tantrums by his own insecurities. That is his character and how he is apparently written. But he's not scary.. At all... You don't even get the vibe that he's barely hanging on the edge of sanity and could go batshit crazy at any moment - which would be a legit reason to be scared of him. He's just a pouty kid. Who apparently also sucks at being a Sith, cuz despite being trained to use a lightsaber he can't roflstomp two schmucks who just saw their first glowstick a mere hour ago. Guess he's not awesome.

And it wasn't even a self-contained movie! There was no feeling of resolution to it. What was the main plot? Was it to find Skywalker? Or was it to blow up the Ultra-Death Star? Choose one and stick with it. Even Phantom Menace had a main plot - save Naboo from the invasion. This was just... I don't know what this was. I don't think anybody did. It didn't seem to have any idea where it was going. Why was the Ultra-Death Star even put in there? It didn't do anything to further the story other than to provide explosions. It just... ugh.

Yeah y'know what? The more I think about it, the more that movie just kinda sucked. Bleh.


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Oh, and also working on a Mynxie set for Christmas. Hopefully it'll be done before the holiday. No, it has nothing to do with Game of Thrones. Just wanted to make a silly pic.